wakaflackalypse:

Being alive is getting really expensive

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pawnee6b:

my dad doesn’t just say “panic at the disco” my dad YELLS “PANIC!!!” then waits a few seconds and quietly adds “…at the disco” and I appreciate his dedication to punctuation

(via classyneill)

I just watched the “Fifty shades of Grey” trailer and OMG! *-*

I need to see the movie. NOW!

and i need sex also. right now.

"If she makes you feel like your world will be meaningless without her, she is the one."

foxalpha:

falstafff:

i don’t understand why people don’t instantly respond to “what would your dream superpower be” with the ability to manipulate probability.
think about it. what’s the chance someone will drop 1mil in front of me? 0%? let’s make that 100%. what’s the probability i’ll wake up tomorrow and be X gender? 100%. what’s the probability my bathtub is filled with mac and cheese? 100%.

as a casino employee I can confirm this would be terrifying as fuck

(via raiseyourfistandyell)

politicalsexkitten:

zohbugg:

blindtank:

sanziene:

video

I dont normally post/reblog stuff like this, but jeasus christ im dying.

WATCH THE VIDEO OMG HAHAHA

"I feel like anal lube that tastes like birthday cake AND is vegan is a very niched market" omg

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